|Lou Costello obviously had very little sense.|
Talk sense. Astute advice, is it not? And yet, there are countless public personalities who not only never heed these two words of wisdom, they positively revel in their own claptrap.
|"Who's on first?" "I dunno, I'm not supposed|
But because the rest of the felony crimes (pickpocketing? jumping subway turnstiles?) were down 4%, de Blasio boasts that "overall crime" has dropped during in his administration. You might be dead, the Mayor says, but at least nobody stole your wallet. Talk sense, de Blasio!
|No, Doc, that's not how you spell "IDIOT."|
You know Will Rogers' famous bromide, "I never met a man I didn't like"? This is how Ben Carson updated that remark on his Facebook page: "I never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away." This coincides with Carson's recent observation that those six million Jews were killed in the Holocaust only because they lacked guns. Talk sense, Carson!
|"What is this evil called Google of which I'm unaware?"|
What you have learned about it? You helped to create it when Secretary of State, and, by CNN's count, promoted it publicly 45 times! CNN also listed her five opinions on the Keystone Pipeline. Hillary, it appears, is unfamiliar with an obscure computer thingy called an "internet search" which can pull up any statement she's ever made with the push of an "ENTER" button. Talk sense, Clinton!
|Gratitude is another spectre.|
Craig blames the franchise for his otherwise mediocre box-office career. Tell that to Sean Connery, Roger Moore or Pierce Brosnan. After he stops crying in his shaken-not-stirred martini, Craig might want to check his ATM, since he was paid $60-million dollars for Spectre. He even made an extra $5-million just for holding a Sony smartphone onscreen. And Craig considers this suicide-worthy? Talk sense, Craig!
Yes, these people are in desperate need of a Bud Abbott in their professional lives. Because there's a difference between going for a laugh, and being a laughingstock.