Monday, December 8, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: ROYALS EDITION

Prince William and Kate Middleton arrived in New York last night for a three-day tour. While William is meeting with President Obama in Washington today, Kate will be visiting an elementary school in East Harlem. 

Kate's spokesman says the Duchess is looking forward to taking part in traditional American customs at the school, including baking chocolate chip cookies, creating Christmas decorations from cardboard, and shooting an unarmed black teenager.

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