Wednesday, August 12, 2015


A spokesman for the FDA said, "The only medically proven way to avoid morning sickness is to avoid looking at pictures of Kim Kardashian"

Fans and sponsors are lining up with offers of vodka, speed, and black tar heroin.

A Taliban spokesman said, "What was wrong with beheadings? Do you know how much explosives cost these days?"

The bear was immediately arrested for putting her children's health at risk.


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