Scientists say the biggest samples are coming from Washington and Hollywood.

When notified of the accident, his cousin said, "I knew we should've used a goat!"

British pop sensation Adele admits that she's frightened of being famous.
She made the comment in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, with a photo of her taking up the entire cover, and Adele printed in large font just to let you know she's inside plugging her new album.
Bazen added, "Not that I know what treating females like sex objects entails."
An hour later, the men responsible received a contribution request from Rick Santorum.

Family spokesman Brad Lanes told reporters, "She willingly had sex with this guy -- and he's not of sound mind?"
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