Thursday, November 5, 2015


Thanks to its beneficial use in fertilizer, fuel and even medicine, excrement is expected to become the next big moneymaking business.

Scientists say the biggest samples are coming from Washington and Hollywood.

When notified of the accident, his cousin said, "I knew we should've used a goat!" 

British pop sensation Adele admits that she's frightened of being famous.

She made the comment in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, with a photo of her taking up the entire cover, and Adele printed in large font just to let you know she's inside plugging her new album.

Bazen added, "Not that I know what treating females like sex objects entails." 

An hour later, the men responsible received a contribution request from Rick Santorum.


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