Border patrol agents at JFK Airport nabbed an American woman named Sheikira Thompson, who allegedly tried to sneak into New York City with half a pound of cocaine stuffed in her vagina.
The agents became suspicious when she was heard urinating at roughly 400 MPH.
A preacher in Alabama told his flock that sex will kill your brain cells, make you homeless, and was brought by God as a means of punishing people.
Experts said that this explains Alabama.
The officer of the executions admitted he stole the idea from Walmart.
Prince Charles had a decades-long “infatuation” with Barbra Streisand — and became so close to the star that Princess Diana “would not have been surprised if they had an affair,” a royal pal has divulged.
When asked to explain, Prince Charles admitted he wanted to be the pretty one in a relationship for a change.
Saudi Arabia’s top cleric has defended a ban on women driving by claiming it would ‘expose them to evil’.
In a poll taken of American men, 100% of them said, "Hey, just exposing them to the road is enough of a reason."