Thursday, August 18, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: 8/18/16

Europe's growing army of robot workers could be classed as 'electronic persons' and their owners liable to paying social security for them if the European Union adopts a draft plan to address the new industrial revolution.

Observers say that this proves robots and politicians are more alike than we'd like to admit, since both possess artificial intelligence.



Brunhilde Pomsel, 105, is the subject of a new documentary titled A German Life, having been Josef Goebbels' personal secretary from 1942 to his death in 1945.

Pomsel has been offered a job with Donald Trump's campaign, since she has first-hand knowledge of "extreme vetting."





"This doesn't mean, however," he quickly added, "that all men are jihadis."




A study by Cancer Research UK found that cancer survivors have as much sex as those who never had the disease.

They also found that the spouses of those who died had even more sex with younger, better-looking partners.



Rumors are swirling over Hillary Clinton's physical health, as she requires a large pillow for her back whenever she's sitting in a chair.

Insiders say that the injury was caused from incessantly bending over backwards to avoid giving a straight answer to any question.




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