Friday, August 5, 2016


In response, Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson noted, "This proves a leader like Mr. Trump can multi-task."

Stavisky issued a press released reading, "Mr. Randell has offered his sincerest apologies. He assures me that he was only speaking for himself and not the rest of the world."

Asked for an explanation, Silva said, "Don't blame me, I thought GOP meant Grand Old Pedophiles."

Afghan authorities said this was unacceptable behavior of the cleric's part, adding, "Where does he get off, not paying a gift tax?"

On the 911 tape, the operator can be heard responding, "Wait, George Zimmerman has a friend? And can I get in a punch, too?"


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