SCARAMUCCI, WHY?

Anthony Scaramucci said Tuesday that he is prepared to “fire everybody” in the White House communications shop in order to put an end to embarrassing internal leaks.

The financier and longtime Trump surrogate is eager to shake up the communications shop, which has been dominated by former Republican National Committee staffers loyal to White House chief of staff Reince Priebus, a former RNC chairman.

“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. (...)  Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.”

Sung to the tune of "Cara Mia" by Jay & the Americans:

Scaramucci, why

Must I say goodbye?

Each time I leak,

I start to get high!

I'm not such a chump,

I'm just helping Trump.

I'm praising him

When I'm on Fox News!

Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, look --

Don't give me the hook.

I'm chief of staff

Not some stupid mook.

Tony, hear my plea,

Please don't make me flee

I'm praising Trump 

When I'm on Fox News!

Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, why?

Each time I leak,

I start to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!

Tony, let me be
A White House entity
I'll praise you, too,
When I'm on Fox News!

Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, why?
Scaramucci, why?

Scaramucci, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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