Tuesday, January 23, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: 1/23/18




A madman was arrested after calling CNN over 20 times last week, railing against "fake news" and promising to "gun you all down."

Mr. Trump was later released on his own recognizance. 




"Obviously," he added, "this doesn't include Fox News."





In making the announcement, Imus thanked his listener for his loyalty.



Informed of Sawyer's passing, Harvey Weinstein said, "I'd do her."




Jennings quoted God as saying, "Try a Big Mac for once in your life."








Ryan explained that Warren Beatty will no longer be allowed within 10 blocks of the ceremonies.


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