Wednesday, May 9, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: 5/9/2018

Michael Avenatti claims that President Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen received $500,000 from a Russian oligarch, which was then deposited into an account used to pay Stormy Daniels.

When asked if this helped to shape Trump's positions regarding Russia, Cohen replied, "Nyet."




Schneiderman explained that the role he was playing was that of a sociopathic, hypocritical New York Attorney General who was getting a pass on his behavior from fellow Democrats for years.


In an essay written for the New York Times Review of Books, Reah Bravo, a former unpaid intern for Charlie Rose, says that the disgraced news anchor forced her to unclog a toilet "brimming with feces" before groping her.

In a statement to the Times, Rose said that it was the least he could do for her.



As the clean-up got underway, Airport officials received a call from Charlie Rose, who told them, "I know someone who could help."





Mueller added that he would be willing to revisit the possibility once Trump learns how to write.



A spokesman for the Church explained, "As with other religious institutions, our leaders want nothing to do with anything other than young boys."










Informed of Trump's visit, one of the former captives said, "That's OK, we're used to getting tortured in the middle of the night."



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