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Let me save you the trouble and say it myself: who are these people? |
Welcome to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which until recently sounded as likely as the Riyadh Pork Ribs Cook-Off. The closest thing to laughs I've ever found when thinking of Saudi Arabia how chummy we are with its leaders despite "rogue" elements of its government funding the 9/11 attackers -- who, in another punchline, came from the same country!
Like the saying goes, real life is funnier than any comedy. Even more than some of the comedians who have been booked. But many hardcore fans are up in arms about their favorites selling out to the government that has beheaded 241 people this year. As of August, that is, so according to my calculations, there could have been 30 more who have gotten a really close shave. That equals one a day, which is a vitamin nobody wants.
Comedians pride themselves as speaking truth to power, which will certainly put a crimp in those appearing at the yockfest. Along with the offer from the Saudi government came this brief list of verboten humor:
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Good thing Jack Benny never got an invitation. |
And I kind of get that. Comedy is a tough racket to earn a living if your name isn't Jerry Seinfeld. But Bill Burr? The guy who's allegedly getting $1.75-million for playing court jester to the Crown Prince? Who last year signed a $15-million deal with Hulu? He needs walking-around money? (And I'm talking as someone who loved him in the recent Broadway revival of Glengarry Glen Ross).
Or Pete Davidson, whose entire career was based on talking about his fireman father dying on 9/11? At least he's honest about it: "I get the (flight) routing and then I see the number and I [said], ‘I’ll go.’” And he's not talking about the flight number, either. Maybe he considers his salary literal payback for his father's death.
Let's look at this another way. Re-read the Riyadh festival "Content Restrictions". Now pretend there was a Washington, D.C. Comedy Festival and substitute "USA", "Republicans" and "Trump Family" in the first two rules, and "Christianity" and "Christian figures" in the third. Would anyone other than Greg Gutfeld make room on their calendar to perform? OK, maybe Rob Schneider.
By the way, do you think comedians who didn't get the invitation are relieved or insulted?
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