Tuesday, July 28, 2015


Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is not backing away from his strident criticism of President Barack Obama and the Iranian nuclear deal. Over the weekend, Huckabee said that by trusting Iran to abide by the deal, President Obama "will take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven.”

In related news, a poll taken in states south of the Mason-Dixon line showed an overwhelming rise in popularity for the president and the deal.

The anonymous hacker's complaint about New York was that he "couldn't find any Jell-O Pudding or drugstores that would fill my prescription for sleeping pills."

Movie fans were quick to agree that the worst agenda they've seen was Netflix signing a 4-picture deal with Adam Sandler.

In response, Sen. Rick Santorum said, "It's nice to finally see eye-to-eye with these people."

A condition known as mirror touch synesthesia has been diagnosed in neurologist Dr. Joel Salinas, allowing him to feel his patient's pain.

Oddly, this condition disappears when it comes to time to give them the bill.


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