BREAKING NEWS: 9/21/15

Despite complaints from Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley, and being heckled at a party convention over the weekend, DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz refused to change her commitment to only six debates for the Democratic presidential candidates. 

Shortly afterwards, Wasserman Schultz's family members were released frightened but unharmed from a house in Chappaqua. 

Speaking to a group of high school students in Des Moines, Iowa, Donald Trump advised them, "You have to go and follow what you love, you have to do it. And you just have to follow your heart and you'll be successful." 

"Look at me," he said. "I always wanted to be a narcissistic asshole, and here I am!"




Former NBC News anchor Brian Williams walked his daughter Allison down the aisle at her wedding at a 15-acre ranch in Saratoga, Wyoming over the weekend.

Following the ceremony, Williams toasted the couple by announcing that he designed Allison's dress and landscaped the ranch before his plane was almost shot down when flying to the wedding.




Gwyneth Paltrow, who used the phrase "conscious uncoupling" when referring to her divorce from Chris Martin, is now referring to her ex-husband as her "wasband."

In return, Martin no longer uses the word "ex-wife," and simply refers to Paltrow as "the biggest lunatic I ever met."

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