Tuesday, September 8, 2015


Brady was referring to his wife Gisele Bundchen visiting team practice without wearing makeup.

"Frankly," she said, "I was hoping nobody could tell."

Whole Foods spokesman Pete Smith told reporters, "Let that be a lesson: when you're in the blue lane, you stay in the blue lane!"

A woman has claimed that small pieces of rolled up paper are being sold as rice on the streets of China, according to local news sources. She says that while eating lunch with her family, she bit into a tightly rolled piece of paper that was disguised in a bowl of cooked rice. 

"The next thing you know," the woman grumbled, "they're going to be serving us chicken instead of cat!"

"From now on," he added, "I'm going to stick to clubbing baby seals. They don't have names."


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