BREAKING NEWS: 11/12/15

In an interview with radio talk show host Tony Perkins, former senator Michele Bachmann said that there should be a bigger effort to convert Jews to Christianity ahead of the arrival of Jesus Christ.

"And once we're through with that," she added, "we should convert my husband to being straight."

Restaurant owner Ken Shimizu, who is one of Japan's best known porn stars, has launched a new dish which deliberately mimics the texture and flavor of feces, and is served in a miniature toilet.

Asked why he created it, Shimizu said, "I wanted to beat Taco Bell at its own game."

Scientists have created artificial intelligence software with the language skills of a four year-old.

The computer now qualifies for the GOP presidential debates.

Peter Robbins, the former child actor who voiced Charlie Brown in the 'Peanuts' TV specials, has pleaded guilty to making criminal threats after confessing to stalking his former lover as well as the surgeon who gave her a breast enhancement.

Led from the courtroom in handcuffs, Robbins muttered, "So much for discount psychiatric treatment."

An Alabama officer awarded a medal for shooting a robbery suspect has had it rescinded after dashcam footage showed the suspect on his hands and knees sinking to the ground when he was wounded.

"This should be a lesson to all our officers," said police spokesman Brad Lanes. "Always make sure the dashcam is turned off before leaving your car."

The U.S. postal workers union announced on Thursday it was endorsing Bernie Sanders for president in 2016.
In explaining the endorsement, union representative Daniel Hoak told reporters, "We thought it only appropriate to support someone who actually remembers a time when people mailed letters."



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