
University officials, however, praised the gang for being racially and sexually inclusive.

In response, Secretary of State John Kerry told reporters, "I urge American parents to do the same in order not to further offend Arab sensibilities."

Their first move will be to let the U.S. handle it.
A recent study shows that 37% of women have "sleep orgasms," in which they climax while dreaming.
However, 99% of married women admitted they could only dream of being sexually satisfied by their husbands.

A young first-time mother suffering from postpartum psychosis told columnist Laura Barcella that she was convinced her son was the Messiah.
A psychiatrist treating her diagnosed it as Every Mother's Syndrome.
IKEA has fallen victim to a hoax, forcing them to deny that they are selling a swastika-shaped table called Hadølf.
"We are horrified that anyone would think we would sell such a product," said IKEA spokesman Elmer Brendel. "Look at it! It's far too well-made."
Researchers in Australia have found that doctors who listen to the Star Wars soundtrack are more likely to detect bowel cancer.
Millionaire property developer Ehsan Abdulaziz has been cleared by a court in Saudi Arabia of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated her when he tripped and fell.
Bill Cosby immediately requested a change of venue for his countersuit.
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"We are horrified that anyone would think we would sell such a product," said IKEA spokesman Elmer Brendel. "Look at it! It's far too well-made."

They believe that it's due to the shitty quality of the previous three sequels.
Asked why he didn't sue the others, Cosby explained, "They have better proof."

Bill Cosby immediately requested a change of venue for his countersuit.
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