Friday, August 12, 2016


In related news, Google noticed a search spike for "Where is Pyongyang and how do I get there" in Alabama, Mississippi, and Texas.

Explaining how such a thing could happen, Coel said, "I thought she was playing an unarmed black teenager."

Informed of the incident, Hillary Clinton said, "Didn't I tell you it takes a village to raise a child?"

Republican Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley said, "I look forward to Mr. Blanton campaigning with me next year."

In the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, Kanye West calls his wife Kim Kardashian "the new Marie Antoinette."

The magazine's entire readership agreed, and immediately offered to guillotine her.

Their final episode was sponsored by the letters FU.


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