BREAKING NEWS: 8/15/16

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi warned fellow Democrats to change their cellphone numbers after personal information of Democratic House members was posted online. “I have received scores of mostly obscene and sick calls, voicemails and text messages," Pelosi said.

She then added, "And would someone tell Anthony Weiner to knock it off?"

In California, Larry McGovern, a Monsignor of the Stockton Catholic Diocese, was arrested for sending a photo of his genitals to the church pool maintenance man.

McGovern's lawyer, Chester Hooten, said, "This was an unfortunate incident. Monsignor McGovern meant to send it to the man's son."



Kenny Baker, the actor who portrayed RD-D2 in Star Wars, has died at the age of 81.

According to his family, Baker's final words were, "Bee-boo-BEEP-bip-boop-beep-bap."

Banking giant Citigroup is suing AT&T over the telecom company’s use of “thanks” and “AT&T thanks”. The use infringes several of Citigroup’s trademarks, including "ThankYou" and "CitiThankYou," according to a complaint filed in Manhattan federal court.

However, Citigroup said that Time Warner Cable can continue to say "Fuck You" to its customers.

In other legal news, the estate of George Orwell sued radio host Josh Hadley for selling t-shirts emblazoned with the number "1984."

After thanking Hadley for no longer selling the shirts, the estate was sued by Citigroup.

                                      *************************