|Trump wonders how much stupider he can look.|
|"Take me to your leader...|
so I can smash him into
atoms and take over your
|I know how you feel, Gary.|
These are the same people who said Donald Trump had no chance of getting the Republican nomination. Did it ever occur to them that third-parties never have a chance because newsfolks are always telling voters the same thing? That's known as "discouraging the turnout," a phrase I just made up but sounds official.
But if you're still among the undecideds sticking with the two major candidates, here's a handy comparison chart to help you choose.
Sinus Headache Migraine
Diarrhea Projectile Vomiting
Liver Disease Lung cancer
Undercooked Chicken Bad Shellfish
If the idea of the two most loathed candidates in the history of presidential politics isn't enough to make you recoil in horror, there was a so-called "trigger warning" placed at an MTV-sponsored political event at Hofstra the day of the debate:
This is the state of America in 2016. To me, "trigger warning" is to prevent me from blowing my brains out.