HISTORY LESSON FOR CELEBRITIES

EVENTS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS SURVIVED:

• 12 major wars
• Approximately 100 smaller wars
• Slavery
• Over 50 recessions, depressions and panics
• Two presidential impeachments
• One presidential resignation
• Two vice-presidential resignations
• Over 50 political assassinations, including four presidents
• 14 presidential assassination plots and attempts
• Over 200 years of Indian, racial, and religious massacres
• 150 years of the Mafia
• At least 12 major medical epidemics, including polio, smallpox, and AIDS
• At least 80 major earthquakes
• Terrorism
• Homegrown Communists and Nazis
• An annual barrage of weather-related disasters and deaths
• Centuries of political, cultural and racial riots
• Never-ending racism
• Crack, crystal meth, and opioid addiction

WHAT LENA DUNHAM, BILL MAHER, CHER, JON STEWART, AND ROBERT DE NIRO BELIEVE AMERICA CAN'T SURVIVE:

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