Friday, July 14, 2017


Stephen Orlac, a patient and spokesman for the group, told reporters, "We believe this to be the best treatment for people like us with this condition. No, it isn't. Yes, it is! No, it isn't, you stupid bastard! Yes, it is, you whiney son of a bitch! No, it isn't, and why don't you just throw yourself off a bridge!"

They next to plan to store the video into Chris Christie's DNA in order to see it in IMAX.

In a subsequent poll, an overwhelming number of wives said, "We'll stick with plastic surgery, thank you."

Doctors noticed an immediate upswing in men showing concern about saving the lives of their girlfriends and wives.

Local police reported their switchboard overloaded with calls from wives requesting the brand name of the couch.


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