BREAKING NEWS, 10/11/17: HARVEY WEINSTEIN EDITION

Harvey Weinstein’s wife, Georgina Chapman, is leaving him, describing his behavior as "unforgiveable" after he was fired from his company.

  

"And by 'unforgiveable'," she explained, "I mean there goes my fat-fuck meal ticket."

Fashion legend Dona Karan has apologized for appearing to have defended Harvey Weinstein's behavior by blaming the way his victims were dressed.

"What I meant to say," she added, "was I blamed the women who wore clothes by other designers."

After three women claimed Harvey Weinstein raped them, the Democratic National Committee is coming under fire for returning only $30,000 of the $300,000 that Harvey Weinstein has contributed over the years.

DNC spokesman Chester Hooten explained, "Ten-thousand per rape seemed fair."

Almost a week after revelations concerning Harvey Weinstein's sexual misbehavior came to light, Hillary Clinton finally released a statement reading, "I was shocked and appalled by the revelations about Harvey Weinstein. The behavior described by women coming forward cannot be tolerated." 

"However," she added, "this does not pertain to the power-lust spouses of  craven politicians."

In related news, people are wondering why Harvey Weinstein's friend Bill Clinton hasn't issued a statement regarding the sex scandal.


When asked by phone, a Clinton spokesman could be heard laughing hysterically before apparently sobbing and hanging up.





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