Republicans are so tough that they had to hide behind a woman who did their job for them.
Democrats really hate sexual misconduct towards women, unless it can help their presidential aspirations.
Republicans are more interested in knowing who paid for Christine Blasey Ford's polygraph test than putting Mark Judge under oath.
The only thing Democrats are more interested in than hearing a woman tell of her alleged sexual assault is hearing themselves talk about how interested they are in hearing it.
Brett Kavanaugh gets really choked up about his father's calendar; really, really likes beer; and really, really, really hates the idea of the FBI getting involved.
Whatever Donald Trump has on Lindsey Graham must be a combination of Suddenly Last Summer, Brokeback Mountain, and Salo: 120 Days of Sodom.
Brett Kavanaugh appears to have been auditioning for taking over the lead on Better Call Saul.
Not one Democrat thought to ask Kavanaugh, "In 2015, you said in a speech at Catholic University of America, 'We had a good saying that we've held firm to, to this day: What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep. I think that's been a good thing for all of us.' Considering that, up until today, you've stated that when you weren't studying, you were praying, and maybe shooting hoops on weekends, what exactly is there to hide?"
Either a distinguished college professor/
researcher/psychologist with a masters degree and PhD is seriously, criminally delusional, or a well-respected federal judge is willing to commit perjury for a job promotion.
There's an excellent chance we're going through this shit again within a year.
America is utterly and inexorably fucked.
Watch Brett Kavanaugh's wife on the left side of the screen. What do you suppose she's mumbling at the 22-second mark?
1) "My asshole husband is talking on live TV about how he vomits."
2) "I knew I should have married that French waiter instead of this creep."
3) "Once this is over, I'm going to soak him for everything he's got."