Thursday, July 2, 2020

BREAKING NEWS: 7/2/2020

Longtime Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested today on a six-count indictment charging her with grooming young girls for sex.

New York law enforcement authorities announced that they will be releasing a press statement in two weeks stating she was found unresponsive in her jail cell.



An Israel-based startup named Redefine Meat is hyping high-tech 3D printers that produce plant-based steaks that look like real beef.

A spokesman said they could also double as doormats.







According to the dating site Big One, the optimal penis size is eight inches, which brings women to orgasm 44% of the time. 

Men who were given the results of the survey urged women to try harder.




New York Mayor Bill de Blasio postponed Thursday the painting of “Black Lives Matter” on Fifth Avenue in front of Trump Tower.

Asked for an explanation for the delay, de Blasio said, "Why didn't anyone tell me Trump doesn't live there anymore?"

In Las Vegas, Pastor Andrew Cote murdered his neighbor and her friend with a shotgun while the two people were in a hot tub because he "was in fear."

Asked by police what he was in fear of, Pastor Cote replied, "The same thing every religious leader is afraid of: a normal adult couple in a possibly sexual situation."





In related news, Indiana pastor Rev. Theodore Rothrock called Black Lives Matters protesters "maggots and parasites" whose "poison is more toxic than any pandemic we have endured" in his sermon at St. Elizabeth Seton Church.

"The only thing worse," he added, "is normal adult couples in possibly sexual situations."



In Georgetown, Delaware, a whipping post that was used mainly on African-Americans was removed from its place outside the Old Sussex County Courthouse.

It will be relocated St. Elizabeth Seton Church. 









Former rapper Vanilla Ice is holding a 1990s-themed concert on July 4 in Austin Texas, despite the state seeing a dramatic rise in COVID-19 cases.

When asked why he would take such a chance, Ice said, "I figure if my career is dead, I'm taking as many people as possible with me."


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