BREAKING NEWS: 6/3/2021

Human remains believed to date back more than 10,000 years were found yards away from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s California mansion.

The couple admitted that they just wanted to make sure Prince Phillip was dead.

 

In Denmark, radio reporter Louise Fisher had intercourse with a man as part of a report on the reopening of a swingers club near Copenhagen.

Fisher admitted that it wasn't the first time an interviewee was fucked over by a journalist. 

 

Kamau Bobb, Google's head of diversity, said in a blog post that "Jews have an insatiable appetite for war and killing."

Asked for a comment, Google spokesman Sam Grunion said, "If hiring anti-Semites isn't diverse, I don't know what is."

Disturbing video recorded by a bystander shows a white Alabama police officer repeatedly stomping on a mentally ill black man who was struggling with another officer during an arrest.

"This should prove," said an unnamed policeman, "that we treat blacks equally without regard to mental health." 

In San Francisco, start-up company Clockwork has introduced a robot manicurist.

A company insider promises to paint the face of a worn-down, underpaid Chinese woman on it so customers feel more comfortable. 

 

Jim Justice, the Republican Governor of West Virginia, is giving away shotguns and hunting rifles to people get the COVID vaccine.

Justice added, "This will make it easier for our citizens to shoot non-Christian Democrat libtards who made us vaccinate people for this hoax in the first place."

 

 

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