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 It looks like Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has finally made the decision to win over the nut faction of the electorate. The Man Who Would Be The End of the Kennedy Legend has created his shortlist of possible running mates: football player Aaron Rodgers and former wrestler, one-term Governor Jesse Ventura. 

Short list? Make that short bus.

Just what makes these two people the best choices for being one step away from being the world's most powerful leader? Rodgers is anti-vaccine. Ventura, while pro-vaccine, is a conspiracy theorist. Rodgers was one of the worst of the Jeopardy! substitute hosts. Ventura's TV series was actually titled Conspiracy Theory. IMBD.com describes one of the first season's episodes thusly: "The world is heading for disaster in 2012 and the government is preparing to save and protect the elite -- while leaving us to fend for ourselves." That was in 2010. Like people who were waiting for the Rapture on Y2K, Jesse and his fans are probably disappointed their worst fears hopes never came to be.

From reality.

Of the 34% of voters who could support the guy who thinks Anne Frank had it better than people who get shots, none of them include his siblings or cousins. Getting family members onboard a presidential campaign is usually a no-brainer. But since Bobby Jr. is a no-brainer himself, he has to depend on his third wife Cheryl Hines. (His first wife, Emily Black, is no longer available since he successfully urged her to kill herself in 2012.) 

Cheryl Hines either really thinks Bobby Jr. is the second coming of his father, or

she really, really wants to host parties at the White House. There are no other reasons why she would be OK with a husband who confesses to having "lust demons", and whose VP picks are a potential CTE victim and a former steroid abuser. The name "Kennedy" used to have a touch of magic, but it seems now to be closer to voodoo. 

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