Monday, May 18, 2015


Two people were killed while attempting a wingsuit flight in Yosemite National Park, a park spokesman said Sunday.

Investigators are trying to figure out how anyone could die after jumping off a 7,500-foot high cliff.

Chris Roberts, a Colorado computer hacker, told the FBI that he briefly made an airliner fly sideways by hacking its computer system. Roberts claimed he pulled off the stunt by wiring a laptop computer into a jetliner’s entertainment system during a flight.

Asked by federal agents why he did it, Roberts replied, "It was easier than helping my wife parallel park."

The health department immediately dropped the restaurant's rating from A to B for improperly storing the heads without cleaning them first.

Military analysts believe that one upside is that the Italian military will no longer be the go-to punchline for war jokes.

Stephanopoulos defended himself by telling reporters, "Who the fuck ever thought Good Morning America was a real news show?"


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