Friday, May 22, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: 5/22/15 reports that nine brains inexplicably appeared earlier this week along a street in New York state's St. Lawrence County village. How the brains got there and where they came from remains a mystery. 

Local police, however, said they appeared shortly after the current group of Republicans announced they were running for president.

CNN is reporting that a growing number of rappers are have announced their support for Hillary Clinton for president.

The rappers include DJ Whytewater, E-Raced Serva, Con Troll Freek, and No Mo' Qwestions.

The next casting director told her she was too old to play the girlfriend of a 37 year-old man. 

"Also," he said, "it'll be interesting to experience the same effect our music has on most people."

One viewer in Alabama described himself as "disgusted," adding, "What was wrong with his sister?"

Psychological studies in the UK and US have found that meditation can trigger mania, depression, hallucinations and psychosis.

Researchers said this explains Gwyneth Paltrow. 


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