BREAKING NEWS: 6/18/15

According to a recent poll, 50% of women are OK with thinking of somebody other than their husbands when having sex.  
When informed of that number, the other 50% said, "Now you tell me!"

Richard Matt and David Sweat escaped from Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, New York, using power tools to break through the steel walls.

Teamsters Local 216 has filed a complaint with prison officials for unauthorized use of machinery.


Australia's Hillsong Church has cancelled the appearance of controversial U.S. pastor Mark Driscoll, who refers to women as "penis homes."

Driscoll is currently homeless. 

A shopper took a photo of what he believes is the face of Jesus on the door of the men's room at the IKEA store in Glasgow, Scotland.

Controversy erupted, however, when other shoppers described it as either an abscessed tooth, a "before" picture of a patient undergoing craniofacial surgery, the rear end of elephant after sitting on a pair of S'mores, or one of the Republican candidates for president. 

Syrian activists have appealed to Caitlyn Jenner for help in raising awareness of the ongoing crisis in Syria. The activists' banner claims the group would change the name of their town from Kafranbel to Cafranbel in exchange for her help.

"And if that isn't possible," they added, "can your stepdaughters enter our ox pulling competition?"

The Subway sandwich chain told The Associated Press it will remove artificial flavors, colors and preservatives from its menu in North America by 2017. 

It will then specialize in selling wrapping paper.

 

Paris Hilton says she will be performing at her sister Nicky's wedding reception at London's Kensignton Palace next month.

"But this time," she says, "I'll bring condoms."





Hicham Chiab, ISIS' police chief in Raqqa, is now considered to be the person behind the city's growing number of beheadings, crucifixions and amputations for infractions including shopkeepers making too much profit.

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio stated, "It's good to see a progressive in a position of power for a change."



                                               

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