When asked how Social Security employees could do such a despicable thing, spokesman Tom Townsend replied, "We were only following orders."

One
hundred percent of the men queried about Ms. Stone's theory said, "We
actually don't want to date anyone who reminds us of the crackwhore on our block."
Homeland Security officials confirmed that TSA screeners failed 67 out of 70 tests carried out by special Department of Homeland Security investigators. Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said, "The numbers in these reports never look good out of context."
"What the report doesn't tell you," Johnson said, "is that screeners caught a 10 year-old with a penknife, a grandmother smuggling a bottle of Geritol, and a crippled former skier with leg braces. So it's not like we're missing everybody."

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