BREAKING NEWS: 1/12/16

The scorned ex-girlfriend of an S&M “master” to a Catholic priest sent Timothy Cardinal Dolan ­e-mails laying out details of the romps that were funded with cash skimmed from the poor box, alleging, “Father Miqueli drinks his piss.”

She added, "And you don't wanna know what they use as the wafer!"

Human organs are being grown in livestock for the first time in pioneering experiments that could solve the transplant shortage.

Doctors are expected to remove the first liver from Kim Kardashian next week.

A 'mind-reading' device that can decipher words from brainwaves without them being spoken has been developed by Japanese scientists, raising the prospect of'telepathic' communication.

The scientists are calling it "tsuma," which translates to English as "a wife."

A New York company says it will soon offer the first certified kosher medical marijuana in order to help serve the dietary and medical needs of the largest Jewish community in the United States.

The marijuana will be baked into rugelach, thus causing and curing the munchies simultaneously.

The Vatican released a document confirming that Jews can go to the same heaven as Christians without converting from their religion.

A Jewish worshiper in Williamsburg told a reporter, "I don't care where I wind up as long as I can bring my weed."

Billionaire media giant Rupert Murdoch, 84, announced his engagement to former super-model Jerry Hall, 59 yesterday.

Ms. Hall's gift registry requests include rat poison, a probate lawyer, and an airtight alibi.







                                                   **********************