Tuesday, January 12, 2016


She added, "And you don't wanna know what they use as the wafer!"

Doctors are expected to remove the first liver from Kim Kardashian next week.

The scientists are calling it "tsuma," which translates to English as "a wife."

The marijuana will be baked into rugelach, thus causing and curing the munchies simultaneously.

A Jewish worshiper in Williamsburg told a reporter, "I don't care where I wind up as long as I can bring my weed."

Billionaire media giant Rupert Murdoch, 84, announced his engagement to former super-model Jerry Hall, 59 yesterday.

Ms. Hall's gift registry requests include rat poison, a probate lawyer, and an airtight alibi.


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