Shortly after Yoko checked into the hospital, the chief medical team broke up.
Police spokesman Brad Lanes told reporters, "You have to understand it from the officer's point of view. He was concerned that Mohamed was a witch."
A heckler interrupted Joe Biden during a speech to shout that the Vice-President's son’s death from brain cancer was caused by radiation from cell phones.
Mr. Trump was immediately escorted from the room.
Doctors are now diagnosing their patients with "sexsomnia," a condition where they have no recollection of engaging in sexual acts while asleep.
Women, however, refer to this condition as "being married to the same guy for half my life."