Thursday, March 31, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: 3/31/16

Republican presidential candidate told Chris Matthews that he believed abortion
should be illegal, and that women who undergo abortions should be "punished."


When asked what that punishment would entail, Trump replied, "Putting my picture on the ceiling above their beds."








Zuckerberg made the statement from his well-stocked, multi-million dollar underground bomb-proof home in an undisclosed location.




Kyle admitted it was five hours more than she's ever spent in school.




Brock's ethics complaints against Sanders are 1) He entered the race; 2) He's raising more money than Hillary; and 3) He hasn't dropped out of the race.



Asked why she chose Purchase, Clinton replied, "It reminds me how I win over Wall Street voters."







His orders are otherwise known as "Cruz Care."




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