Thursday, April 7, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: TERRORIST CHEERLEADER EDITION

Twenty year-old Jaelyn Young pleaded guilty to conspiring to provide material support to a terrorist organization after leaving Mississippi State University to join ISIS. Previously, she had been a high school cheerleader.

Gimme an I! 
Gimme an S! 
Gimme an I! 
Gimme an S!
What does it spell? ISIS!

ISIS! ISIS!
We don't like Christians, we don't like Jews,
We don't like anything to amuse!
We don't like waltzes or mazurkas,
We keep the women inside their burkas!
And if you flounce around like a poof,
We're gonna throw you off a roof!

ISIS! ISIS!
We kill the children, we kill their teachers,
We kill the rabbis and we kill the preachers!
We kill the dentists, we kill the surgeons,
And we kill ourselves for the 72 virgins!

ISIS! ISIS!
We blow things up or burn them down,
And we're gonna be doing it in your town!
Paris, London, New York or Brussels --
You're the targets, we're the muscles!

ISIS! ISIS!
Now's the time to have some fun,
We're gonna kill you one by one!
And if you think that we are lyin',
Just you wait 'til you start dyin'!
We'll toss your bodies into a moat,
Then we'll laugh and fuck a goat!

ISIS! ISIS!
Rah!

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