Wednesday, May 25, 2016


Parents were described as shocked, especially because the priests didn't keep this information to themselves.

A researcher said, "We know this because when they watch internet porn, they start yelling, 'Oh God, oh God, OH GOD!'"

In response, clinic spokesman Brad Lanes blamed the women for having sex with the same man.

When informed of Cook's claim, art historian Dan Hoak scoffed, "This is nonsense! Everyone knows de Hooch was an Android guy."

As researchers experiment with growing human organs inside of pigs and sheep, the scientific community is concerned that they could one day create "monstrous" animal-human hybrids.

A spokesman for the E! channel said, "They obviously haven't been watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians."


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