Friday, May 27, 2016


Most people, however, said he looked like a freakin' dick.

"It's easy," he said. "If they vote for Trump, they're evil. If they vote for Hillary, they're nuts." He then paused a moment before adding, "Or is it the other way around?"

Parents, in turn, demanded the school provide proctologists in order to weed out the assholes on the faculty.

"I'm not antisemitic," Rightnour insisted. "That's why I work at Tiffany's, because the Jews are why it's called 'jewelry,' right?"

Security agents, meanwhile, were analyzing Dunaway to determine if she was an alien.


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