In other words, 34 year-old Alexander Hamilton looked exactly like 65 year-old George Arliss. I know people aged faster back in the day, but wow.
Just one example of Arliss' seemingly endless parade of historical biopics, Alexander Hamilton is unique in that it seems to be the only one where his character doesn't play foxy ol' matchmaker for his daughter and a shy, handsome young man. Instead, he has to focus his energy on convincing Thomas Jefferson that it's necessary for America to create a national bank. Where's the romance in that?
|The only time it'll take a man longer to|
undress than a woman.
Faster than Hamilton can say, "I did not have sex with that woman, Mariah Reynolds," another of his political enemies, Sen. Timothy Roberts, gives him the lowdown: withdraw your bill regarding the national bank, or your illicit sleepovers will be front page news. Man, I bet Hamilton was sorry he ever created the New York Post.
|Betsy Hamilton realizes that one cheating|
husband is worth 13 united states.
Suddenly, Thomas Jefferson and most of Congress show up to let Hamilton know that they rewarded his honesty for admitting his affair by approving the national bank. Moral of the story: cheating on your spouse is good for the country. (Wives, take note!) And for good measure, President George Washington shows up to offer his heartiest congratulations. (Wives -- ahh, you know the score by now).
|Hamilton thanks Washington for defeating the British|
by offering to put his face on a coin worth 25 cents.
Too, the movie offers some interesting historical highlights. Thomas Jefferson will agree to the national bank only if Hamilton agrees to put the U.S. capital in the South. In a slyly amusing moment, Hamilton, who has already decided that the capital should be built from scratch on the Potomac River, compliments Jefferson for thinking of it himself. This was the last time any politician allowed somebody else to take credit for anything.
|"Thank you for your service... And that's a wrap!"|
If you're unfamiliar with George Arliss, Alexander Hamilton isn't necessarily the place to start. I'd suggest his wonderfully witty performances in A Successful Calamity and The Last Gentleman (what a perfect title for him!), followed by the dramas The Man Who Played God and The Green Goddess.
|Now you know where Prince got the idea|
for his stage outfits.
So if you can't score a ticket to the current Hamilton musical, consider George Arliss' take on our first Secretary of Treasury. Remember, the play is almost 3 hours long, while the movie is a zippy 70 minutes -- and without all that darn hippity-hop music.
The original 1931 trailer for Alexander Hamilton. Imagine George Arliss on an Imax screen in 3-D. Yikes!