BREAKING NEWS: 10/6/17

Emmanuel College in Britain outraged students when a photo of Auschwitz was used on the cover program for freshmen. The college dean, Rev. Jeremy Caddick, said the image was intended to go with a sermon inspired by the college choir's visit to the camp.

The title of the sermon was "Education Will Set You Free."

Miwa Sado, 31, a reporter for the NHK network in Tokyo, died after logging 159 hours of overtime and taking only two days off in the month before she died, according to a report Thursday.

A spokesman for NHK said, "We always knew she was a slacker."

A company in Colombia is promoting a four day drug-friendly "sex island experience", which offers 30 men the chance to book a trip with 60 prostitutes available 24 hours a day. The guests can participate in an orgy on the first day, while on day two each guest will have 30 minutes to have sex with 16 women at once.

A company spokesman reported a deluge of requests, including one from a man with a Southern accent asking if they had a special deal for ex-Presidents.

The New York Times has published a blockbuster story detailing decades of movie titan Harvey Weinstein's sexual abuse and harassment of actresses and women who worked at his studio.

A spokesman for Weinstein said the mogul had no comment, and that he was currently on a four-day vacation in Colombia.

The number of Americans who say they’re “very happy” in their marriages has fallen from 68% in the early 1970s to 60%. There are four types of people who claim to be happiest with the quality of their marriage: those who spend more time at religious centers, people with extreme political views, those who describe themselves as upper class, and men.

Those groups also report that it doesn't hurt to take four-day vacations in Colombia, either.

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