Tuesday, June 8, 2021

BREAKING NEWS: 6/8/2021

Audience members will be required to provide proof of full COVID-19 vaccination in order to enter the St. James Theater this summer for Bruce Springsteen's one-man show Springsteen on Broadway.

They will also have to show proof of home ownership and stock portfolio in order to pay for the tickets. 

 

Jeff Bezos will be flying to space on the first crewed flight of the New Shepard, the rocket ship made by his space company, Blue Origin.

Asked why he was taking the risky trip into space, Bezos said, "I wanted to see if I could find my girlfriend's relatives."

 

 

New York mayoral candidate Maya Wiley is campaigning on defunding
the police department by one billion dollars, yet is helping to pay for a private security force in her Brooklyn neighborhood

Wiley explained, "The lower my taxes for funding the cops, the more I can afford my own security."


In Tehran, Akbar and Iran Khorramdin, 81 and 74, admitted to murdering their son, daughter and son-in-law for their 'immoral' behaviour, Iranian media reports. "I don't have a guilty conscience for any [of the killings]. Those I killed were highly morally corrupt," the father said.

Akbar also admitted to getting the idea on his last trip to India.


In El Paso, Texas, Casey Garcia, 30, was arrested Friday for posing as her masked 13 year-old daughter in school to prove that security was poor.

A spokesman for the El Paso school district said  Garcia was able to get away with the stunt for an entire day because it isn't unusual for 30 year-old Texans to still be in junior high.


Viola Fletcher, Lessie Benningfield Randle and Hughes Van Ellis, the remaining surviors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, will be gifted $100K each on the heels of the 100-year commemoration. 

A press release from the Tulsa Republican Party stated, "Once again, honest Oklahoman tax payers have to fund unwarranted welfare checks to people who don't want to work."

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