When asked about the re-election chances of his friend Donald Trump, Geraldo Rivera of Fox News admitted it was a long shot, but added "I think he could very well pull it out."
Informed of his opinion, porn star Stormy Daniels said, "You can say that again."
In related news, an African-American pastor attending a town hall meeting accused President Trump of not acknowledging the race problem in America.
Trump shook his head, replying, "That isn't true. I've always thought the blacks were a problem."
Brad Lanes, a neighbor of West, told reporters, "What's not to like?"
Famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz has sued CNN for portraying him as "an intellectual who had lost his mind" for defending Pres. Trump during the impeachment hearings.
Dershowitz explained, "What I am is a desperate sex criminal who knows Trump has photos of me on Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island."
Madonna has announced that she will be co-writing and directing a movie biography of her life, explaining, "Who better to tell it than me?"
The general consensus was, "A lobotomized chimpanzee with astigmatism."
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