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Eddie and the groupie. |
What the -- "groupie"? In 1934?! It couldn't be. I rewound it -- three times! -- and listened carefully. Each time I heard him say in his inimitable voice "groupie".
I went online to find the earliest use of the word; all sources pointed to 1965. And yet here was proof -- proof, I tell you! -- of it being spoken on film 31 years earlier, by a legendary A-lister.
This would be my entry to immortality: the person who would put to shame all the etymologists, linguists, and smarty-pants in general who study, define, and otherwise caress words for a living. If there was a hall of fame for such a person, surely I would be nominated for a spot on its wall.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find a way to submit my discovery to any of the dictionaries, online or otherwise. It was a disappointment, yet I made it a point to keep it to myself so nobody else claimed the glory. I also purchased a DVD of The Man with Two Faces as proof when the day arrived, I could get in touch with the proper authorities.
That time came a few weeks ago, when I decided to try once again. The best bet was offered by the good folks at Merriam-Webster, although their offer to consider such entries was phrased in such a way that it seemed like they would laugh anyone like me off their wi-fi.
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The source of my undoing. |
Hm. Did a movie count? It didn't seem so. There was no way I could lay my hands on the original screenplay for The Man with Two Faces. Lucky for me, archive.org had a copy of The Dark Tower, the original stage play on which the movie was based. I replied to the M-W email to let them know I was currently reading The Dark Tower and would report back with my findings.
Unsurprisingly, the source material was different from the movie in terms of length and language, although close enough so that I was convinced the line of dialogue in question would be there. And it was! The hero sees the cad and his next victim and orates, "Well, a new grouping."
Hold it! Grouping? GROUPING?! It's supposed to be groupie! I even fast-forwarded my DVD of the movie version with the volume turned up. I defy you to think Edward G. Robinson isn't saying "groupie." But what I hear and what The Dark Tower playscript reads are two different things.
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Robinson and Mary Astor show their concern for me. |
I knew what I thought. No matter how I heard it, Robinson said "grouping", dropping the last syllable a tone lower so the "ng" was well-night inaudible. My name in the Dictionary Hall of Fame was erased before it was even carved.
Left with the choice of not responding to Mirriam-Webster or confessing my error, I went with the latter, explaining how I misheard "grouping". I didn't even whine that they would have done the same thing. I had to eat my spinach and like it (which I actually do). I then signed off with, I'm sorry to have wasted your time while making a fool of myself as well. I'm ready to forget this ever happened if you are.
I doubt my contact at Mirriam-Webster will ever forget it when it comes time for editors to share stories about the stupidest contributions they ever received. But hey, click this link -- https://ok.ru/video/267815684771 -- to watch The Man with Two Faces. Fast-forward to 30:00 and wait a few seconds for Eddie G. to enter and speak his immortal line. If you hear "grouping", I've got my own original screenplays to sell you.
Post-script: Right before publishing this, I took one last look online for the origin of "groupie": The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) indicates the earliest known use of the word "groupie" is from 1943, in the writing of C. H. Ward-Jackson. While the term is associated with rock and roll culture, its use in the 1940s suggests a broader application to describe fans of any particular group or activity.
If one day this is amended to The Man with Two Faces in 1934, remember you heard it here first.
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