Showing posts with label BORIS KARLOFF. Show all posts
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Monday, July 28, 2025

THE EARLY SHOW, PT. 54

Having gone through my John Garfield, Alan Ladd, and 1950s Bogart phases, I'm currently diving into Lee Tracy territory. Oh, and there's another gangster picture with Boris Karloff before his move to Horrorwood, USA.

THE WRECKER (1929): There's something rather moving about the tinny
Tiffany-Tone overture from Tiffany-Stahl Productions, the little studio that couldn't. They sure tried hard, though, playing on the same level as the majors, either with Technicolor or releasing European pictures like The Wrecker, a UK-German drama, stateside. For the latter, Tiffany even added a synchronized musical score, sound effects and a couple of very brief moments of talk to entice U.S. customers.

The basic idea of The Wrecker is interesting if slightly farfetched. An unknown terrorist nicknamed Jack the Wrecker is causing trains to crash across the UK. Sir Gervaise Bartlett is concerned that his company, United Coast Lines Railway, will be next -- as well he should. His business partner, Ambrose Barney, is Jack the Wrecker, and the secret owner of the Kyle Motor Coach Company. See, Barney is determined to put the train business out of business in order to boost his bus profits. Bartlett's new board member (and nephew) former cricketeer Roger Doyle and secretary Mary Shelton are assigned to figure out who's behind the crimes. Maybe if they noticed Barney sneering with glee when the trains go boom and reacting with ennui at Bartlett's murder...

Let's get the cast out of the way before proceeding. Two of the leads, Carlyle Blackwell (Ambrose Barney) and Joseph Striker (Roger Doyle) were really Yanks. Everyone else is British and likely forgotten even in the UK. The only name that might ring a bell -- or, rather, that a nerd like me would recognize -- is Benita Hume (Mary Shelton), who later married Ronald Coleman. As for two supporting characters, Bartlett's footman Walter exists only to insult a bumbling detective with the only-in-a-British-movie name Ramses Ratchett.

What gives The Wrecker whatever cachet it possesses a century after its release are the train wrecks. Unlike other movies that used charming (i.e., unconvincing) miniatures, here three honest-to-gosh trains are destroyed, each more jolting than the last. These scenes pack a visceral jolt that no CGI today can equal because they're so obviously real. If you ever see The Wrecker, you'll probably forget the actors but not the action, which is reason enough to watch it. And be sure not to miss the Tiffany-Tone overture. It'll bring a tear to your eye.

BONUS POINTS: The Wrecker unexpectedly parodies the then-popular use of vocalized songs on the soundtrack during love scenes, as Ratchett continually interrupts Roger and Mary's canoodling. It's pretty funny, really.


BEHIND THE MASK (1931): The final Boris Karloff gangster picture during his brief spell at Columbia Pictures. And it's still only a supporting role! Here, Boris plays ex-con Jim Henderson, a member of a heroin-smuggling ring lead by the never-seen Mr. X. Henderson has brought his former cellmate Jack Hart into the fold as a chauffeur for another gang member, Arnold, who -- wouldn't you know it -- has a beautiful daughter named Julie. Dr. August Steiner -- the only person who seems to report in person to Dr. X -- recognizes Hart as an undercover federal agent. When leaving Hart to drown after picking up the heroin at sea doesn't work, Steiner decides that a little heart surgery minus anesthesia might do the trick.

As usual with movies of this time, there's a lot more that happens during Behind the Mask's 68 minutes, but you get the gist of it. The movie's general idea is good -- it's always interesting to see Class A drugs in pre-codes -- but the overall production is a little disappointing. Many of the events that either make no sense or are difficult to believe -- like Hart creating a dummy in about five seconds before he allegedly parachutes to his alleged death or Alice getting the upper hand on a gangster in a hospital -- happen offscreen and are explained so hurriedly that even the writer seems to realize it's all balderdash. 

Jack Holt (as Hart), a one-time leading man in silents now moving into character parts, doesn't have much presence, appearing a decade older than his 44 years. He's utterly outranked in recognition and talent by Karloff and his Frankenstein co-star Edward Van Sloane as Steiner. (Columbia's publicity department clearly did everything it could to convince audiences Behind the Mask was a horror movie.) As with her role in another Columbia Karloff gangster picture The Guilty Generation, Constance Cummings, as Alice, does little more than swoon over a guy -- in this case Hart -- although she unexpectedly saves his life at the climax. Behind the Mask doesn't equal the gangster movies Warner Bros. was releasing at the time but thanks to Karloff isn't a total washout. And you won't have to wrack your brain figuring out who Mr. X really is, either.

BONUS POINTS: A cylinder record player hooked up to a candlestick phone makes for the coolest answering machine ever.


THE NIGHT MAYOR (1932): By rights, The Night Mayor should have been an A-1 racy comedy, starting with the cast. Lee Tracy in the title role as Mayor Bobby Kingston, who spends more time romancing chorus girls than working in City Hall. (Any resemblance to New York Mayor Jimmy Walker is strictly deliberate.) Eugene Pallette as Hymie Shane, the chief of staff who'll do whatever he has to -- including attempted murder! -- protecting Kingston from a hostile press. And Evalyn Knapp as the mayor's current wisecracking squeeze, whose reporter boyfriend threatens to bring down the mayor on the front page of his right-wing newspaper.

Politics! The press! Sex! All the ingredients are there for a classic pre-code. So why is The Night Mayor such a disappointment? The overall idea is interesting -- while Mayor Kingston is a goodtime Bobby, he isn't corrupt, preferring to spend tax dollars on schools, playgrounds and hospitals rather than waste it on a symbolic duck pond and an unessential second airport. The only reason the morals committee wants him out on his butt is because of his dating habits and refusal to accept their bribes. 

Blame the script, then, which confuses cutesy dialogue with wit, and direction, which begs for Tacy's usual mile-a-minute patter instead of a performance more worthy of slow-poke Gary Cooper. And as for the sex... Kingston's new flame Doree Dawn won't make with the goods unless they middle-aisle-it. What is this, a '50s sitcom? 

And there lies the problem. The same way Friends was for people who thought Seinfeld too mean, The Night Mayor is for those who find pre-codes too icky. Track down Washington Merry-Go-Round on YouTube for a Lee Tracy political drama that delivers a real wallop. Even without the sex. And as for what happens to Doree Dawn -- let's just say the lesson for women 90 years ago was "Put out or shut up". 

BONUS POINTS: The too-brief moment when Lee Tracy shows off his tap dance skills -- back when you needed talent to be in the movies.


HI DIDDLE DIDDLE (1943): Depending on your tolerance level, Hi Diddle Diddle is either inane, riotously funny, or bizarre solely for the sake of being bizarre. Possessing the style of a low-rent Preston Sturges picture with the wackiness of the Hope & Crosby Road movies, it often seems like a first draft written under the influence of endless cups of coffee tempered with the occasional shot of I.W. Harper. And if you need an endorsement other than mine, Quentin Tarantino says it's his favorite comedy of all time. 

Yet for all that, Hi Diddle Diddle's story proper is nothing more than a typical late-era B-screwball picture. Sonny Phyffe is on 48 hours leave from the Navy to get married to Janie Prescott when they learn her mother Liza has lost her fortune due to a sleazy shyster. Through a series of nefarious schemes, Sonny's nouveau-riche father Hector recovers the money. That idea alone might be enough for any filmmaker. But it's what writer/director/producer Andrew Stone does that makes it, in that overused adjective, surreal. Wallpaper comes to (animated) life, the cast continually breaks the fourth wall, one of the supporting players is essentially said to be sleeping with the director... Stone seems to have wanted to do anything to distract the Homefront from the war going on overseas. He even provides a welcome twist on the ol' two-people-in-a-revolving-door gag. That takes talent.

In a zany-with-a-capital-Z movie like this, you need a cast that's game, and fortunately Hi Diddle Diddle has it, right down to the bit players. Adolphe Menjou puts over the nonsense in his usual suave manner in the role of Hector Phyffe; the way he keeps a stunned straight face when a woman's hat is shoved on his head is the funniest thing I've seen since forever. (OK, I'm an easy audience.) Billie Burke is her usual scatterbrain self as the mother of the bride. Dennis O'Keefe, soon to be a noir icon, surprises as the vacant-eyed groom whose sexual frustration as the wedding night is continually postponed somehow flew under the censors' radar. Future television-staple Martha Scott plays it straight as the bride (except for the scene where she and the others practice double-takes -- you have to see it to understand). Retired dramatic actress Pola Negri makes a surprise comeback as Menjou's second wife Genya, an egotistical opera singer who drives people out of a nightclub by singing an unwanted Wagner aria. 

If none of this arouses even a grin, then Hi Diddle Diddle is no way or shape for you. But if the Museum of Modern Art ever runs what they will undoubtedly refer to as "a forgotten classic wartime comedy", I don't want you crying that you couldn't get tickets, you hypocrite. If you can't wait for that hypothetical event, go here to see the restored version released in the UK, where it was retitled Try and Find It. If my history with recommendations is any indication, you'll probably try and lose it.

BONUS POINTS: The animated moments were provided by Leon Schlesinger Productions, better known as the animators on loan from Warner Brothers.

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Thursday, July 10, 2025

THE EARLY SHOW, PT. 53

 It's an all-star Early Show spanning 24 years of movies and television, with gangsters, reporters, doctors, and juvenile delinquents ready to entertain, threaten, and shill for the sponsor.

THE GUILTY GENERATION (1931): Gang boss Tony Ricca pays an unexpected visit to his son, a promising architect who's changed his name from Marco Ricca to John Smith in order to hide his parental heritage. Wanting to make amends with his son, Tony promises to set him up with his own architectural business. Marco/John wants nothing to do with him or the whole dirty world of yeggs, tommy guns, and bootleg giggle water. So what is he to do when learning that the girl he falls in love with, Maria, is the daughter of Mike Palmero, another gang leader who's also Marco Ricca's chief rival? 

There's no reason to delve further into The Guilty Generation's story. Just think of Romeo & Juliet mashed with Little Caesar. Now picture Ricca padre e figlio played by pre-Frankenstein Boris Karloff and 24-year-old Robert Young.  Now we're talking Entertainment with a capital ENTER, whether either of them seems Italian or not. (Karloff's attempts are limited to one-word sentences like "grazie" in his British accent).


Too bad The Guilty Generation never lives up to what it promises in the first reel, since Karloff is barely seen again. Apparently, Columbia Pictures decided it was best to give dialect actor Leo Carillo (If You Could Only Cook) the bulk of the movie as Mike Palmero with his "whatsamatter with you, eh?" routine on full display. It's only when Palmero learns that his son has been knocked off by Ricca and finds out John Smith's real identity that Carillo's performance gets serious. Like, real serious.

Constance Cummings isn't given much to do as Maria Palmero except moon over Robert Young and show embarrassment by her brother Joe's drunken antics. Leslie Fenton (The Hatchet Man) jumps into Joe's role with nasty gusto, lashing out at his father and whoever else strikes his fancy.  If Karloff and Carillo had switched roles, The Guilty Generation wouldn't have been guilty of overpromising and underdelivering. 

BONUS POINTS: The startling way Mike Palmero's mother prevents him from interfering with his daughter's happiness still startles nearly a century on.


CLEAR ALL WIRES! (1933): 
From roughly 1932 to 1934, movies were awash in zany political satires, mocking capitalism, communism, fascism, and in the case of Clear All Wires!, journalism. And during that time, you couldn't have a fast-talking, double-crossing, woman-chasing reporter played by anyone other than the great Lee Tracy.

No stranger to faking his own kidnappings, twisting the news to guarantee headlines, or double-crossing his rivals, Chicago Globe reporter Buckley Joyce Thomas and his right-hand man Lefty fly to Moscow to cover the 15th anniversary of the Russian revolution, promising top officials that Pres. Roosevelt will recognize the communist government if they just sit down for an exclusive interview. Faster than you can say dobroye utro tovarishch, Thomas is hanging with Stalin, a commissar, and a disgruntled Marxist who wants to overthrow the current Communist government. But just as Thomas is making room for a Nobel Prize, the head of the KGB learns that his attempted assassination was arranged by the reporter. Not for real, mind you, just for the headlines. Tell that to the firing squad.

Few movies at the time of Clear All Wires!' release were so relentless in satirizing real-life politics and culture as is done here. (Would you expect to see a sight gag involving Stalin?) Yet instead of dating the movie, it oddly feels contemporary in its topical, SNL-style. It's easy to picture young men at the time wanting to become newspaper reporters due solely to the way Lee Tracy makes the job seem so damn fun. Other than that firing squad, that is. 

With James Gleason as the side-of-the-mouth-talking Lefty and Una Merkel as Thomas' ex-lover (and current girlfriend of his editor), and, of course, Lee Tracy's rat-a-tat delivery, Call All Wires! is a banger of a comedy offering an impressive number of big laughs. Highly recommended especially for those unfamiliar with its sadly forgotten star. Maybe I should run a Lee Tracy retrospective in my living room sometime.
BONUS POINTS: As with the Humphrey Bogart picture Sirocco, the dialogue heard in opening scene with Thomas chatting with an Arab chieftain could be taken from a similar interview today.


BEDSIDE (1934): X-ray technician Bob Brown becomes a physician the old-fashioned way: buying the medical diploma off of a washed-up doctor-turned-morphine junkie going by the name of John Smith. (Can't anyone come up with a better alias?) By hiring a real doctor to do the heavy lifting and a PR rep named Sparks, Brown soon becomes the toast of New York society hypochondriacs. But as his lack of medical knowledge and the junkie doctor catch up with him, Brown learns that a piece of paper doesn't make you a real doctor -- especially when he's expected to perform brain surgery on his nurse.

By 1934, Warren William had made a career of playing scoundrels, cads, and scalawags, but his quack role in Bedside takes the bedpan. He gambles away the $1500 his girlfriend Caroline lent him to finish med school; turns away from examining a sick child because he can't be bothered with her; spends more time clipping his photos from newspapers than most doctors do on the golf course; and comes thisclose to killing a patient. And when he isn't at the office -- and often when he is -- he's gambling and drinking his life away. Even I started to find the guy despicable, and I love Warren William.

You know who else loves him? His nurse Caroline (Jean); his medical partner Dr. Wiley (David Meek, the actor who always is meek); and his PR pro Sparks (the ever-reliable Allen Jenkins). The only person on to him is the hophead who sold him the med school diploma (David Landau), and who continues to haunt him by returning uninvited for his morphine fix. (By the end, he's rubbing his nose and talking a mile a minute, indicating that he's become a cokehead, too.) To see a Warren William character brought low due to his own misbehavior isn't all that unusual. But what is, is how low a louse he eventually becomes, and how you wind up rooting for the law to catch up to him. Don't see Bedside before your next annual check-up. And if you do, ask the doc if he knows how to correctly perform a simple suture. You'd be shocked to learn how some so-called medical professionals don't.

BONUS POINTS: Director Robert Florey goes in for a little German expressionism in the climactic scene with Landau taunting William in the o.r. 


THE ELGIN HOUR: "CRIME IN THE STREETS" (1955): This live television play might have introduced every juvenile delinquent cliche of the '50s. The angry young teen out to murder someone just because. His overworked mother blaming herself for how he turned out. His frightened little brother. The Italian immigrant who owns the corner malt shop and whose son is part of the neighborhood gang. The social worker who understands that the kid acts the way he does because he's had a rough life and wants some attention.

You've seen it all before, somewhere or another. But per usual with productions like this, its creators and cast that make it worth 60 minutes of your time. Script by TV legend Reginald Rose, direction by Sidney Lumet. Robert Preston as social worker Bob Wagner. Former Warner Bros. star Glenda Farrell as Frankie's mother. Future Oscar-nominated director Mark Rydell as gang member Lou. Future musician/songwriter/Brian Wilson collaborator Van Dyke Parks as Frankie's little brother Richie. And as the incorrigible Frankie, the future incorrigible director John Cassavetes. All this and the original Elgin Watch commercials!

As good an actor as Cassavetes was, it must have been kind of a stretch for the 26 year-old to play the eight years his junior Frankie. He doesn't look 18 but is convincing enough as one kicked around by life to age beyond his years. Only Mark Rydell (also 26) rivals him in striking looks and talent as the crazy-eyed Lou, who appears headed to the psych ward instead of prison.

As with many 1950s TV productions, Crime in the Streets presents old school stars going toe to toe with young Method-era whippersnappers.  No question Crime in the Streets is dated but is still a good example of a time when TV presented live plays with top-notch New York talent before everybody moved to Hollywood and got as many takes as they wanted with video tape. Meh.

BONUS POINTS: When Frankie and his gang synchronize their watches, it gives us a chance to see a close-up of -- guess what -- Frankie's Elgin watch. How do these ruffians afford them? Oh wait -- they're on sale this week at your local department store!

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Tuesday, February 11, 2025

THE EARLY SHOW, PT. 46

 This Early Show entry is a mixed bag, with one great movie, one pretty good, one creepy, and a forgotten TV show starring a now-century-old legend. You can't say I don't deliver the goods.

THE CRIMINAL CODE (1930): Just as the first phase of movie musicals was overstaying its welcome, prison dramas took hold, and The Criminal Code was one of the best. Robert Graham is on his sixth lap of a ten-year prison stretch for manslaughter. Mark Brady, the new warden -- and former D.A. who sentenced Graham -- hires him as a chauffeur, giving the young man a daily taste of freedom and for Brady's daughter Mary. But before Graham can make a move on her, he's thrown in the prison "dungeon" for refusing to squeal on a fellow prisoner named Galloway, who stuck a shiv into a stoolie -- even though it means losing his chance at parole. 

The Criminal Code -- better looking than your average Columbia movie of the time -- is remembered mainly as the movie that allegedly inspired director James Whale to hire Boris Karloff (as Galloway) for Frankenstein later that year. There's far more to the movie than that, as it also shows how its director Howard Hawks was already polishing his fast-talking, multi-conversational style in only his second talkie. It's on display primarily in the first few minutes, but Hawks seems to have urged Walter Huston (Brady) to not only keep up the speed but intensify it along the way. And while Huston looks the part of the D.A.-turned-warden, he has an amusing habit of muttering "Yeah" -- both as a statement and a question -- while chewing on a cigar in a possibly unintentionally nasal imitation of Edward G. Robinson. 

As for the others, Phillips Holmes (Men Must Fight) makes for a sympathetic Graham, who over time has gone mad in stir. A young, dreamy-eyed actor, Holmes is convincing and empathetic as the nice guy-turned-grimy prisoner. And then there's Boris Karloff who admires Graham so much for keeping his yap shut that he willingly pays the ultimate price himself. Had Frankenstein not come along, he'd have probably gotten typecast in criminal roles. (He also played a prisoner in the now-lost French language version of Laurel & Hardy's first feature Pardon Us.) But it's Hawks himself who's the real star of The Criminal Code, putting his mark on almost every scene, bringing a welcome fervency into what could have been a routine melodrama.

BONUS POINTS: An unexpectedly young (and dramatic) Andy Devine is the prisoner who provides the weapon when a brutal prison guard gets what's coming to him.


THE LIMEJUICE MYSTERY, OR, WHO SPAT IN GRANDFATHER'S PORRIDGE? (1930): Any one-reeler nearly a century old with a title like that deserves a looksee. Until you looksee it for yourself. Then you realize how you just wasted eight precious minutes of your life -- or if you're pupaphobic, terrified to near death, for the cast is made up entirely of marionettes. 

A UK production, The Limejuice Mystery has a plot that... well, doesn't really exist. A murder happens in a bar in London's Limehouse district. (We know that because "Limehouse Blues" is heard almost incessantly on the soundtrack.) As weeks pass without the police coming any closer to solving the crime, master detective Herlock Sholmes is literally begged to step in to help. Not that he actually steps in. As with all the marionettes here, he more or less slides across the floor as if, er, moved via strings controlled by drunks. And if you think the name Herlock Sholmes is witty, his "co-star" is named Anna Went Wrong, as if out of one of those pornographic Tijuana Bibles.

There's no dialogue here, because The Limejuice Mystery is a wonderful example of pantomime that the British music hall in known for. Well no, that's not true. It's because providing dialogue would have been a tremendous waste of time and effort. As with the nightmarish I Am Suzanne! , its alleged appeal lies strictly in watching pieces of wood carved into grotesque-looking humans getting dragged around like a dog by its cruel master. The Limejuice Mystery exists in a good print on YouTube, while movies highly-regarded in their day have vanished without a trace. That's the real mystery here.

BONUS POINTS: Nobody actually spits in grandfather's porridge. 


THE LAST CROOKED MILE (1946): Private dick Tom Dwyer horns in on a police investigation of a bank robbery in order to collect the reward money. He starts by cozying up to nightclub thrush Sheila Kennedy, former girlfriend of the robbery leader named Jarvis who, along with his two assistants, were killed when their getaway car took  swan dive off a cliff. Dwyer is convinced the money is hidden somewhere in the getaway car, now restored and on display at a carnival. But before he can get his mitts on the dough, he has to get past "Wires" McGuire, a criminal whose trademark is strangling people with -- you'll never guess -- a wire. No more wire hangers!

At times it's difficult to figure out if Republic Pictures' The Last Crooked Mile is supposed to be taken seriously. Former cowboy star Don "Red" Barry plays Dwyer like a combination of James Cagney and Dwayne "Dobie Gillis" Hickman -- ready to throw a punch minute, spout goofy dialogue the next. Even the ever-reliable Sheldon Leonard (as McGuire) verges on laughing at one point, as if he doesn't know what's going on. But once it settles down, The Last Crooked Mile is quite an enjoyable 67-minute outing.

But it's B-queen Ann Savage as Sheila Kennedy who got me watching it. Almost unrecognizable at times with dark hair rather than her usual
blonde, Savage is more vulnerable here than in her best movie,
Detour, even if she appears to know more than she lets on. A nice twist is the way Dwyer starts romancing her despite having a girlfriend named Bonnie. Is he really starting to fall for the moll, or does he suspect her as being part of the bank heist? You'll have to find out for yourself. All I can tell you is that I was 50% fooled -- which is something else you'll have to figure out yourself by watching the movie to its very last crooked mile.

BONUS POINTS: Barry and Savage have a couple of surprising moments with risqué dialogue that wouldn't have been out of place in a 1930s pre-code movie, proving the censors weren't very bright.

MOTHER'S DAY (10/21/58): Judging by the hoopla surrounding Dick Van Dyke's
99th birthday, you'd think that Mary Poppins and his first sitcom were the only things ever starred in. Why oh why did no one ask him about hosting Mother's Day, ABC-TV's kinder, gentler rip-off of Queen for a Day? Unlike the latter's cruelly exploitative nature, Mother's Day pit middle-aged women against each other in friendly challenges all moms apparently should know, like telling raw eggs from hard-boiled by touch alone, or figuring out which of a half-dozen steaks weighs four pounds. Women sure had it easy in the '50s!

Mother's Day's contestants were submitted by the loved ones of women who were deemed worthy of prizes provided by the producers -- mink stoles, tea sets, portable record players, and a vacation to one of a half-dozen glamorous cities. (The Latin Quarter, where the show aired from, was probably the classiest joint any of the contestants or audience members ever visited.) In addition to those eggs and steaks stumpers, the moms in this episode are submitted to a memory test and, in the weirdest moment of any game show in history, telling the difference between a dynamite cap from three similar-looking harmless devices -- as we're reminded, kids playing in vacant city lots are forever bringing home explosives. 

And as for Dick Van Dyke, no daytime host was ever more affable; women at home probably considered him such a nice young man. Today, he's the only reason worth watching Mother's Day if only to learn that legends had to start somewhere, even if meant wiping egg yolks off their hands. Well, also to remind us that live lunchtime programs like this and The Liberace Show ("next on most of these stations") were the closest housewives had to a vacation from their humdrummiest of lives. 

BONUS POINTS: One of Mother's Day's sponsors is Betty Crocker's hot cereal Protein Plus, back when it was pronounced Pro-Tee-In. Just to show my age, I remember hearing that pronunciation in commercials.

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Thursday, October 31, 2024

THE EARLY SHOW, PT. 43

 One German silent movie + three short subjects = two hours of celluloid bliss.

THE STUDENT OF PRAGUE (1913): The poor, lovesick title character named Balduin is given a bag of money and the woman of his dreams, Countess Margit, by a mysterious stranger named Scapinelli. In return, Scapinelli is to take anything in the student's apartment. Sounds like a good deal -- until the guy steals Balduin's reflection from his full-length mirror. Things start getting even more hinky when the reflection starts turning up everywhere in town, even to kill Margit's fiancé in a duel. Getting a little tired of seeing himself everywhere but mirrors, Balduin shoots him (it?), not foreseeing the consequences for both of them. And as for Scapinelli? He just dances down the road for his next victim.

It's a fool's game to refer to a movie as "the first" in almost any category. So when web jockeys casually refer to The Student of Prague as the "first horror movie" and the "first German art film", take it with a sack full of salt and a side of fries. Nevertheless, The Student of Prague has a lot of good going for it, like the story itself, seeing that it's an interesting take on the Satan-taking-a-soul routine (even if Scapinelli is described as a sorcerer). And for a 1913 production, the double exposures of the two Balduins onscreen simultaneously are surprisingly effective. (The shot of his reflection leaving the mirror as he looks on in horror is one of the more memorable images I've seen in a silent fantasy.)  I'm not sure of the purpose of a Gypsy dancer named Lyduschka popping in and out like a wanna-be spy but she's certainly spooky that way.

Onto the negatives. Co-directors Hans Heinz Ewers and Stellan Rye hold almost every shot too long. And, at 39 (but looking 50), Paul Wegener doesn't look anything like a college student. While Gret Berger, as Margrit, was only 30, she's supposed to be a decade younger but appears to be middle-aged. As usual for the time, both actors chow down on the scenery -- Wegener doesn't react to situations as much as allow the top of his head fly off. Only John Gottowt as Scapinelli, taking delight in Balduin's destruction, gives a truly entertaining performance -- but isn't the bad guy always the best part? The 1926 remake of The Student of Prague starring Conrad Veidt is said to be better, but the original has its charms -- as well as a reminder that if a deal is too good to be true, you're never going to see your reflection again.

BONUS POINTS: Immediately following the opening credits, Paul Wegener and Student of Prague director/writer are seen as themselves visiting Prague, although why is never explained.


POETIC GEMS: THE OLD PROSPECTOR TALKS (1931): It's always a treat to
discover a series of short subjects you never knew existed. Then there's Poetic Gems. 

Produced by someone named William M. Pizor, Poetic Gems appear to have been focused on the works recited by seventh-graders at school assemblies until Bob Dylan blew up that crap but good. Pizor was clearly obsessed with the defiantly middlebrow "People's Poet" Edgar A. Guest -- well-loved in his day by Americans who probably considered Norman Rockwell an abstract artist -- since at least seven of the alleged "gems" in this series were from the poet's hackneyed hand.

The title alone, The Old Prospector Talks, warns that you're about to sit through ten minutes of twaddle, made even twaddler when recited by radio announcer Norman Brokenshire with the gravity of Laurence Olivier reading aloud from The Bible. "I've taken my gold with pick and pan/And sent it back to be stained by man"... Oh, brother. No wonder Guest was able to churn out a poem a day for 30 years like so much sausage. Each line is painstakingly recreated visually with a progressively grizzled prospector, aging before our eyes as he pans for gold, walks his donkey, smokes a pipe -- everything but take a leak in the outhouse behind his rundown shack.

Puerile poetry isn't enough to sustain even a one-reeler, so the tune "Take Me Home to the Mountain", composed for The Old Prospector Talks, is performed by Al Shayne, who should have lost his credentials as "The Radio Ambassador of Song" after the first verse. Accompanied by a queasy marimba, Shayne sings -- make that oscillates -- the saccharine lyrics with a melody resembling "Home on the Range" played sideways. If The Old Prospector Talks is any example, the Poetic Gems were strictly cubic zirconia.

BONUS POINTS: The lyricist of the too-treacly by 1,000 "Take Me Home to the Mountain" was pre-Academy Award/Pulitzer Prize winner Frank Loesser, who wrote the inane songs for Universal's Postal Inspector five years later. 


INFORMATION PLEASE (SERIES 2, #12) (1941): Now this is a short subject series I can get behind: RKO's 10-minute versions of one of the most popular radio quiz shows of its time. That's why people suddenly make themselves scarce when I ask if they want to drop by for a movie.

Hosted by Simon & Schuster editor Clifton Fadiman, Information Please featured three "intellectuals" as its regular panelists -- newspaper columnists Franklin P. Adams and John Kiernan, and composer/musician/actor/wit/pharmaceutical addict Oscar Levant, along with a different guest panelist each week -- in this case, a bespectacled Boris Karloff. Wheel of Fortune it was not.

Now, you couldn't spend even a one-reeler watching a panel of smarty-pants just answering questions read by the host. Therefore, in the Information Please shorts, panelists had to identify things, as, in this case, what kinds of drinks were served in the particular glasses they were shown. (No surprise that the drink Karloff correctly guesses is the Zombie.) They also have to identify nursery rhymes mimed by actors (a little boy with a bottle of rye and a bag of rye flower represents "Sing a Song of Sixpence") and act out literary characters. Would you have correctly guessed that a woman looking out a window as a man walked by was The Lady of Shallot? And did you know "Shallot" was pronounced "Shalay"? John Kiernan did! 

Unlike today, then, there was a time when the average person enjoyed listening to intelligent people. Audiences aspired to be well-educated, and supplied the questions themselves. The top prize for stumping the panel was the Encyclopedia Britannica, which most families probably treasured more than they would a new car. The information I want is when did people prefer to be stupid?

BONUS POINTS: Did you remember "Jack and Jill" had a verse involving vinegar and brown paper? Franklin P. Adams did!


HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BOWERY? (1960): If you were to ask a New Yorker today
that question, they'd probably say, "Not bad. Some of it's out of my reach." But it was way different in 1960 as this 12-minute, 16mm documentary demonstrates, when it was the home to countless bums before they were called homeless (and now, unhoused). 

What's striking about these men (and they're all men) is that many, if not most, are relatively well-dressed in hats, ties, occasionally suits, and overcoats that people would pay good money for in used-clothing stores today. They're mostly self-confessed alcoholics who by and large admit to being unhappy with what's become of themselves. One guy wound up on the Bowery after accidentally running over his wife while backing up his car, and now is just waiting to join her. Another can't get a job due to being partly paralyzed, while a third, at age 70, can't get his old job back at the post office. One optimistic fellow likes that you can get a full breakfast for a quarter. Got to find good luck where you can.

There are moments of dark humor, as with a fellow named Red. Red, who refers to himself in the third person, reminisces about being friends with Trigger Burke, who went to the chair for killing Poochy Walsh. Red himself retired four years earlier from his previous employment as a gunman, having been a member, he claims, of Pistol Local 824 before serving a stint in Sing-Sing. (Everybody's a union worker in New York.) By the way, you can read about Trigger Burke and Poochy Walsh on Wikipedia. 

Red isn't the only interesting person we meet. An unnamed guy who resembles Bela Lugosi -- he even articulates liked a trained stage actor -- has no use for the "stupid" social workers he encounters at the men's shelters. Another denizen, sporting a nose equal to that of the late-in-life W.C. Fields, found himself in the Bowery after the death of his wife. By the end of the short, the title How Do You Like the Bowery? is asked as much to us as it is its inhabitants. 

BONUS POINTS: Of the many flophouses seen, one is named Providence, while another is Newport -- two cities from my home state. If these places still exist on the Bowery, I hope I never wind up there.

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Wednesday, October 16, 2024

THE EARLY SHOW, PT. 42

By sheer coincidence, three of these titles are from 1951, which will never be confused with 1939 as a classic year for movies. 


SKYSCRAPER SOULS (1932): Warren William, the King of the Pre-Codes,
temporarily left his homebase at Warner Bros. for M-G-M as super-rich banker David Dwight, who isn't super-rich enough to outright own the skyscraper he's built. Nor is he moral enough to stop stringing along his loyal secretary Sarah while he woos her beautiful young niece, Lynn, who's currently dating Tom, a bank teller. Dwight solves the first problem by taking on a partner and issuing stock. As they start manipulating the market, everyone who bought shares in the stock -- including Tom -- lose their money, with unintended consequences all around.

While the story of Skyscraper Souls is pure Warners -- amoral boss, willing secretary, sex without guilt -- its gloss is M-G-M all the way. Warren William never starred in a better-looking movie, that's for sure. Louis B. Mayer must have gazed enviously at the box office take William's movies provided, and wanted a piece of the action, budget be damned. In fact, bigger budgets were the studio's whole reason for being. An overhead shot of the Dwight Building lobby is breathtaking in its size and scope -- this is a place where anybody would want to work, even if the boss is lecherous and, ultimately, near-sociopathic in his plan to bankrupt innocent  investors in order to gain entire ownership of his office tower, leading to one of the pre-codes' more genuinely shocking climaxes in what was, until then, something of a nasty joyride of a picture. 

Thanks to the seemingly different way people aged a century or so ago. 38 year-old Warren William and 29 year-old Verree Teasdale both look middle-aged, all the more commendable to be paired as lovers as well as boss and secretary, making his affair with 22 year-old Maureen O'Sullivan (who definitely looks her age) likely that much more risible to some audiences today but perfectly acceptable (and understandable) in 1932, even if she already has a boyfriend. There's a price to be paid for all those sexual and financial shenanigans, unusual in a pre-code like Skyscraper Souls, yet fitting nonetheless. 

BONUS POINTS: Boris Karloff can be seen in a two-second walk-on in a bank scene. Was his role meant to be larger, or was he between takes of The Mask of Fu Manchu at Metro when Skyscraper Souls director Edgar Selwyn put him through make-up and wardrobe just for fun?


YES SIR, MR. BONES (1951):
Over five decades ago, I stumbled upon Yes Sir, Mr. Bones while flipping through the TV dial, and what little I watched scared the hell out of me. Since then, the very idea of minstrel shows has become more bizarre even as "all in good fun" blackface has had a resurgence. Ergo, I'm asking for trouble by even watching this super-cheap release from poverty row studio Lippert Pictures, while saving you the guilt you'd feel from watching it yourself. 

Hanging on by the barest of plot threads -- a little boy visiting a rest home for former minstrel entertainers gets to imagine what one of the shows was like -- Yes Sir, Mr. Bones is historically important for two reasons, even if only one of which would be acceptable today. First, it features entertainers who actually appeared in minstrel shows of yore, including husband and wife team Chick & Cotton Watts, the remarkably offensive Slim Williams, and the legendary Emmett Miller, whose eerie "high yodeling" singing influenced Jimmy Rodgers and, eventually, Hank Williams. Unfortunately, Miller gets only a few seconds demonstrating his style, spending a large chunk of his time doing a typical mushmouth routine with Ches Davis.

A more acceptable -- and entirely unsurprising -- reason to watch Yes Sir, Mr. Bones is that the handful of black entertainers featured are so much better than the ofays in blackface. Monette Moore's vocalizing of "Stay Out of the Kitchen" (likely sung this one time only) makes up for her Aunt Jemima wardrobe, while Brother Bones's whistling and "bones"-playing of "Listen to the Mockingbird" amazes even today. But it's the hilarious team of F.E. Miller and Scatman Carothers (who would later drop the "a" from his last name) that steal the show with a sample of the so-called "never-ending" conversation that Miller shared years earlier on stage with Mantan Moreland. (They were teamed in the previously-discussed Mr. Washington Goes to Town.) These two pros are so brilliant that it makes you wonder what they and their brethren thought of being onstage with dopey guys in blackface.
 From start to finish, Yes Sir, Mr. Bones is only an hour long, which, along with its restoration, may or may not be enough to get you interested in watching it on YouTube. (I know, I know -- somebody spent good money on restoring Yes Sir, Mr. Bones? There must be a big audience for blackface in the 21st century.)

BONUS POINTS: Never heard of Brother Bones? If you've ever watched the Harlem Globetrotters, you've definitely heard his 1949 recording of "Sweet Georgia Brown". Scatman Crothers went on to make 134 movie and TV appearances, his best-known being Halloran, the hotel maintenance man in The Shining. 


THE HOODLUM (1951): Against the advice of the warden, 12-time loser Vincent Lubeck is let out of stir and into the arms of his dear old mother. His younger brother Johnny isn't so welcoming, but at the behest of mom gives Vince a job at his gas station. Vince returns the favor by driving away customers, knocking up Johnny's girlfriend Rosa, and plotting a bank heist with some of his chums from the old days. You can get dizzy counting the number of subsequent deaths, including mom (by heartbreak), Rosa (via swan dive off an apartment building) and Vincent himself. Well, at least Johnny still has the gas station.

Lawrence Tierney was still riding the fumes of his star-making role in Dillinger from 1945 when The Hoodlum was released. This low-budget programmer has every cliche in the screenwriters' book, including the gray-haired mother with an Easter European accent, and a robbery that doesn't go as planned. But none of that matters with Tierney in the lead. Not a great actor by any stretch -- he's only marginally better than George Raft, whom he also sounds like -- Tierney nevertheless is one of the scarier bad guys of his time. Maybe he was drawing from his real-life exploits of bar fights and beating up cops (which derailed his career), but there's something undeniably unnerving about his performance in The Hoodlum, or any of his bad-guy roles. 

You can't say he has no depth as an actor; you can see Vince's shame when, on the run from the cops, his dying mom admits to being wrong about urging the parole board to free him from prison. But until that point, Tierney is at his best treating Rosa like dirt after she asks him to run away with her, splashing a car with gasoline because he doesn't like the driver, or shooting as many bank guards as possible at the robbery. 

Edward Tierney, Lawrence's real-life younger brother, is strictly one-note as Johnny, perhaps due as much to the script as his talent, although it's pretty interesting to see the two siblings going at it the way they do. By the climax, when Johnny pulls a gun on Vince with the promise to kill him at the town dump, you wonder if any of what you're watching was cathartic for Edward, whose career didn't go much of anywhere. As for Lawrence, he was already on the fast-track to smaller roles and only the occasional TV appearance before his great comeback in Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs in 1992, where he had become unrecognizable from the almost handsome but still scary actor he was in The Hoodlum. 

BONUS POINTS: Shaky rear-projection in the apartment rooftop scene makes L.A. look like it's experiencing a 2.0 earthquake.

SIROCCO (1951): Outside of In a Lonely Place, Humphrey Bogart's self-produced movies for Columbia aren't highly regarded. But give one of them, Sirocco, credit for being intriguing if nothing else, as Bogie portrays a genuine antihero that you're not sure you want to root for, seeing that his character, Harry Smith, is smuggling weapons to Syrian terrorists -- or are they freedom fighters? -- battling the French occupational force in 1923. (The sounds of violent street fighting run almost nonstop until the very end.) Smith finds himself attracted to Violette, the sidepiece of Col. Feroud of the French army, who makes the smuggler his number one target more for personal than professional reasons. After being informed on by a colleague, Smith suddenly finds himself shunned by almost everybody he knows -- except, ironically, Feroud, who does him a favor, ultimately at the cost of one of their lives. 

As with another of Bogart's Columbia releases, Tokyo Joe from two years earlier, Sirocco gives off a Casablanca vibe; hell, nine years after that classic's release, the tagline on the one-sheet above doesn't even try to hide it. Mideast intrigue, guys in fezzes, a foreign dame, and the lead character who has no cause to believe in, no loyalty to any side -- he can even get you out of the country for a price. The difference is that you know from the get-go that it's all a front for Casablanca's Rick Blaine. Sirocco's Harry Smith is a cynic bordering on nihilist, seeing that he doesn't care who or how many die as long as he gets paid. And he walked out on his wife back in the States!  In a way, it's kind of a refreshing change to see him not as a conventional hero or bad guy but something in between -- or, perhaps, out of bounds.

Also going for Sirocco is the fine cast of supporting characters actors. Bogart, comfortable in his own skin on and offscreen, seems to have no problem being upstaged every time he turns around. He must have enjoyed working with Everett Sloane and Zero Mostel on his previous movie The Enforcer, seeing they appear here respectively as the French commanding officer Gen. LaSalle and smuggler Balukjiaan, the man who drops a dime on Smith to save his own neck. The familiar Peter Brocco and Jeff Corey underplay to good effect as a sarcastic barber and witty jewel thief, while the lively Nick Dennis (Harry's sidekick Nasir) unashamedly steals every scene from Bogart with the ease of Jerry Colonna, whom he resembles. As with The Enforcer, Sirocco provides proof that a new generation of actors had come along who undoubtedly admired Bogart but had their own way of doing things. 

So it's kind of strange that the biggest name outside of Bogart, 40-year-old Lee J. Cobb, doesn't register well as Col. Feroud. Hulking, jealous, prone to anger yet desirous of brokering a truce between the French and Syrians, Cobb is nevertheless wrong for the part. (He and Everett Sloane might have swapped roles to better effect.) As for Marta Toren as Violette, whatever sex appeal she exudes -- which isn't much -- is overpowered by her character's greed. You just don't buy Smith's attraction to her, unless it's because she's a woman who matches him in misanthropy. These little problems aside, Sirocco overall is a well-made, fascinating drama, and probably the second best of Bogart's Columbia pictures.

BONUS POINTS: Cobb's dialogue with LaSalle and the emotionally cold leader of the Syrian underground proves nothing has ever changed in the Middle East and never will. Maybe Harry Smith was onto something after all.

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