BREAKING NEWS: 6/30/2020

 Dennis Quaid, 66, tells People magazine that there's no problem with the 39-year age difference between himself and his wife Laurie Savoie, 27, saying, "It really just doesn't come up."

Laurie agreed, adding, "That's not the only thing that doesn't come up."

Two Pizza Hut employees were fired after creating a pizza for a customer featuring pepperoni slices in the shape of a backwards swastika.

Asked for a comment, President Trump said, "I was just disappointed it took so long to deliver."







 
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell denounced protesters who vandalize statues as “historically illiterate.”

"These are the same kind of people," McConnell stated, "who don't even realize when they're making a swastika backwards."

Mark McCloskey, 63, and his 61-year-old wife, Patricia, who stood outside their St. Louis mansion and pointed guns at protesters say they support the Black Lives Matter.

McCloskey added, "That is, we support black lives brain matter splattered on the sidewalk."

Fringe activists set up a guillotine in front of billionaireJeff Bezos’s home in Washington, D.C.

When told by onlookers that the guillotine appeared well-made, activist John Sivoney nodded, "We ordered it on Amazon."





 
John Wayne’s son Ethan has lashed out at calls to dump his dad’s name from a California airport, insisting his dad “was not a racist” — and would even have “pulled those officers off of George Floyd” were he alive.

"And then," Ethan said, "he would have put his own knee on Floyd's neck."
 

 South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem says the thousands of people who attend the July 3 celebration for Independence Day at Mount Rushmore with President Donald Trump will not be required to practice social distancing.

When asked why, Noem replied, "How else are we going to kiss his ass?" 




When Voucher Codes Pro, a company that offers coupons to internet shoppers, surveyed 2,634 people, nearly 20 percent admitted to having stolen at the automated self-checkout.

The other 80% responded, "Can you tell me how to do that?"
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