BREAKING NEWS: 10/29/2020

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland has claimed that President Trump's recovery from COVID-19 proves that Christians are immune to the virus.

Coincidentally, it also proves that televangelists are immune to intelligence.

Ghislane Maxwell, awaiting trial for acting as Jeffrey Epstein's pimp, is strip searched every three hours to make sure she doesn't kill herself while in jail.

Maxwell gushed, "It's just like being with Jeffrey again!"

Brad Pitt, 56, has split from his girlfriend Nicole Poturalski, 27, after a three-month romance. Poturalski is in an open marriage with her multi-millionaire husband Roland Mary, 68.

Asked the reason for the break-up, Poturalski explained that Pitt isn't close enough to death yet.

Jared Murphy, a police officer and mayoral candidate in Bellevue, Idaho, killed his girlfriend before committing suicide. 

Detectives believe Murphy killed himself when, in the dark, he mistook her for a black woman.

 

 The chairman of Wisconsin's Republican Partt says hackers stole $2.3-million from the account  being used for the re-election of Pres. Trump.

In related news, Pres. Trump announced that he's paid off the first $2.3-million of his one-billion dollar debt.

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