BREAKING NEWS: 7/15/2021

 Instagram star and dating influencer Sofia Cheung died while taking selfies at the edge of a waterfall.

Her male followers were immediately influenced to go on a similar trip with the girlfriends they're sick of.

 

In Taliban-controlled parts of Afghanistan, men are prevented from shaving and smoking, women are prevented from leaving their homes, and gay men will be executed by stoning or having a wall fall on them.

In a quick survey, Trump supporters said, "Y'know, if they would do something about that smoking and shaving thing, we could talk business!"

 

Joe Biden is looking to set up an emergency direct hotline with the Chinese government to reduce conflict between Washington and Beijing, a Wednesday report revealed.

Biden added, "I hope I get to speak to Gen. Tso. Man, I love his chicken!"

 

Pope Francis left the hospital yesterday after undergoing intestinal surgery.

Asked why he didn't just pray, Pope Francis said, "God didn't go to med school."

 

 

 
A 31-year-old female driver who has not been named reportedly told police she was letting 'God take the wheel' after she crashed into two cars and a house on June 15 in Beachwood, Ohio.

After her arrest, she asked police, "I knew He didn't go to med school, but I figured He at least had a drivers license!"

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