BREAKING NEWS: 12/17/2021

 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are 'loving life as a family-of-four' but, according to the
Duchess' make-up artist Daniel Martin, are experiencing the challenge of 'finding that work-life balance'.

"And by 'balance'", Martin added, "I mean 99% life vs 1% work."

North Koreans have been banned from laughing or drinking for 11 days to mark the tenth anniversary of former leader Kim Jong Il's death.

A quick poll found that North Koreans asked, "What's laughing and drinking?"

Republican Louisiana judge Michelle Odinet, 52, has asked for 'forgiveness' since video footage of her referring to a black burglar as "a nigger, like a roach", surfaced online.

"I realize now," Odinet said, "that a more appropriate word would have been 'pickaninny'."

 

Former First Lady Melania Trump has joined the NFT Craze, selling an image of her ‘Cobalt Blue Eyes’ for cryptocurrency .

Asked why she's doing it, she told reporters, "I thought it was appropriate. Doesn't NFT mean Not Fucking Trump?"

Alec Baldwin returned to Twitter today to deny that he requested a larger Colt gun before the fatal shooting of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust after Sante Fe sheriffs in New Mexico issued a search warrant for his iPhone. 

Baldwin stated, "I knew damn well I could kill the cinematographer with the gun I already had."

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