The New York Post reports that many empty restaurant sheds that went up during the pandemic have become home to couples engaging in sexual activity.It's the first time that customers are no longer complaining how the service sucks.
In Los Angeles, actress Anne Hache has been hospitalized after drunk driving her car into an apartment building garage before speeding off at 90 MPH into a nearby house.Hollywood insiders say Hache finally had a bigger wreck than her relationship with Ellen DeGeneres.
A team of scientists at Rice University in Texas have developed a way to
reanimate dead spiders as robot gripping claws.Jeff Bezos is currently trying to figure out how to do the same to Amazon warehouse workers.
Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, in a campaign ad released to boost his daughter Liz's re-election bid, took aim at Donald Trump, saying, "A real man wouldn't lie to his supporters."When pressed about the phony WMD claims that triggered the war in Iraq in 2002, Cheney said, "Hell, did I ever claim to be a real human?"
President Joe Biden, having tested negative for covid two days in a row, has been cleared by his doctors to travel to Delaware to be with his wife Jill.Upon receiving the news, Biden asked, "What's a Delaware?"
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