Wednesday, January 31, 2024

HELL NO, ELMO

You're probably familiar with Elmo, the Sesame Street character beloved by children and toy store owners everywhere. The little red guy is so popular that he has his own account on X, formerly known as Twitter (henceforth called XFKAT). Yesterday, the monster of color posted this comment:

As you can see, over 12,000 people replied, most of them sharing stories of being broke, depressed, out of work, and the like. I don't know if it's sad, hilarious, or pathetic that in America today, people feel they have no one to turn to other than a three-year-old fictional sock puppet. 

It's no joke that half the U.S. population feels lonely, with anxiety and depression rapidly pulling up the rear. But damn, lonely, angsty, and depressed enough to reply to a literal nobody? 

If only those 12,000 people knew that Elmo really
cares more about hanging with Elvis Costello
than hearing their stories.
These aren't kids replying. These are
adults, i.e., people over the age of 18. Not only is that worrying, but so is the fact that Elmo -- again, a puppet with fans whose average age is four -- has an XFKAT account. Is the Sesame Workshop grooming these kids into being internet zombies the way they are for television?

Yet there's something even more concerning. Elmo -- may I emphasize, a non-existent three-year-old who speaks like a two-year-old -- shares a platform with racists, conspiracists, neo-Nazis, Taylor Swift deepfake porn, and Rob Schneider. This is what Sesame Street considers a good idea? 

Some of you might be feeling down these days, maybe to the point of feeling in need of professional help. That's understandable. What's not understandable is relying on something that exists almost strictly as a consumer-driven product.

 And if you don't believe that's what Elmo is, a certain Samantha Maltin admits being "thrilled" by those 12,000 responses. In addition to being Sesame Workshop's executive vice-president, Maltin is also its chief marketing and brand officer. 

I repeat, Samantha Maltin is "thrilled" that 12,000 people are so depressed they need to turn to a sock puppet for comfort, the same way they did their teddy bear decades ago. I call that dispiriting.  She considers it a new customer base.

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