THEY'RE GONNA PUT HIM IN THE MOVIES...

 

Forget about history books, just show
people this.

During the last year or so of the Trump administration, a common
remark has been along the lines of, What will historians in years to come say about this time? I, on other hand, tend to skip the book and go straight to the movie version. 

And while the next Oliver Stone is already in their final year of film school, just waiting for the chance to be the first to put this four-year horror show on screen -- with more accuracy than JFK, one hopes -- I can't help but think we've seen The Trump Presidency before.

 

 

 

Just swap the name D.W. Griffith in favor of Donald Trump. Although it might be more factual to replace "Birth" with "Death". But when have facts ever mattered to MAGA voters?

 

 

 

D.W. Griffith strikes again! This seems like the perfect title. Problem is, the movie itself is a condemnation of intolerance rather than a campaign slogan. But as we've seen, Trump voters are easily fooled.

 

 

 

Pardon Laurel & Hardy? Try Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Mike Flynn, Dinesh D'Souza, Charles Kushner, and anyone else named Kushner. Or Trump.

 

 

Make that "Fat Orange Face". Otherwise, perfect.

 

 

 

An admittedly problematic title. Fifty percent of the audience would think was about the Democrats. That's what you get when idiots are allowed to reproduce.

 

 

Otherwise known as Trump's power of persuasion.

 

 

 

 

In four years of the Trump presidency, the Republicans went from calling all the shots to losing the Senate, the House, and the White House. Even worse, businesses have stopped throwing money their way. But cheer up! You've got a few more Trumps waiting in the wings to right the ship.

 

 

 

Resign in disgrace, and thus be seen as a quitter by your fans before you had a chance to imprison all those Satanic pedophile Democrats as Q promised them you would? Or wait to be the first president impeached twice, thus making you a historic figure for all the wrong reasons? Decisions, decisions.

 

 

 

 

Fortunately, Joe was nonetheless officially declared the winner, no matter what fuckheads like Trump, Hawley, and Cruz were hoping for. However, the woman in the poster appears to be dreading Joe's hair kiss.

 

Haven't you been finding yourself in the same situation every day since January 20, 2016? But don't worry! Happy endings are still possible, as the next movie attests.

 

 

 

Hope you like the inside of courtrooms, Donnie. 

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