BREAKING NEWS: 4/2/2021

A Justice Department investigation into Representative Matt Gaetz and an indicted Florida politician is focusing on their involvement with multiple women who were recruited online for sex and received cash payments.

"Look at me," Gaetz told reporters. "If anybody has to pay the price for fucking me, it's women!"

 

Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody has dropped out of the upcoming movie biography of Madonna.

Cody explained that until sobering up, she was under the impression she was working with Steve Buscemi.

 

At a political forum on Wednesday, GOP congressional candidate Sery
Kim falsely suggested that Chinese immigrants bring the coronavirus to the United States - and suggested that she opposes their entry to the US.

 When informed that Kim is a Korean-American woman, neither Democrats nor Republicans quite knew how to respond.

 

In the wake of the controversial HBO series Allen vs Farrow, longtime supporters of Allen say they were “sickened” to learn that one of Farrow’s daughters has been erased from a photograph on Mia's Twitter page.

Farrow explained, "Just a warning to the rest of my brats: you kill yourself, you're out of the picture, literally!"

The female mummy Takabuti died about 2,600 years ago after being
stabbed in the back with an axe, not a knife as previously claimed, according to a new study.

 Immediately following the announcement, #CANCEL PHARAOHS and #SOMEBODY'S MUMMY started trending on Twitter.

 

 

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